paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

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wow-lovelylovely:

imperfectlyperfectme0010:

fog-of-lost-souls:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING

Ohhhh my gooddddnnnesss yasssss!!!

I thought it was the cow thing, GOTTA REBLOG

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Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[pillsplitterx]

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

In David Sedaris’s new book, one of his short stories talks about an ill-attended book signing at a Costco in Canada.  Last night after his reading, I asked him to sign that page - and shared with him this photo of the crowd at my first (and definitely last) signing for Reasons My Kid Is Crying. He’s the best.

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vosska:

pricklylegs:

Any last words…

actual footage of the skeleton war

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goddammit-charles:

undeadglam:

i feel like i just saw a bridge between universes open up

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this is the best description of hugh jackman i’ve ever seen

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revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

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loveofotaku:

creativealias:

The Art of Lying

#Pinnochio learned how to deal with his problem and he dealt with it well

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sammytalklatintome:

bpm999:

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

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pfdiva:

evilfuzzle2:

tema-time:

stealth-liberal:

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lady-jekyll:

gaminginyourunderwear:

obviously-bored:

sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe

Me too.

FFFFFFFFFucking hate Deadpool cosplayers. They think because they can put on a shit suit they can run around and act like an asstit.

Like 3% of Deadpool cosplayers have a viable personality under the suit

you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him

you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him

This is on my dash again, the girl cosplaying Elsa is my roommate, this guy came over to our house and talked this out with her and she agreed to do it and thought it would be hilarious. 

Also, if that was a real groping she would cheerfully grab his balls and squeeze. Trust me.

Oh I’d have kicked his ass if he hadn’t been my friend lol

I love this Deadpool =D

Also, it’s really obvious that all of these scenes are staged, just because of how deliberate the reactions are.  With the exception of him picketing the Westboros, but other than that, it’s really clear that these are small performances done with the permission of the participants.

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icyarguments:

And now a message to our boys: You matter. Just because you’re not a bulging beefcake doesn’t mean girls aren’t going to like you, Just because you’re not a thin as a rod doesn’t mean you’re unattractive. Just because your looks doesn’t meet someone’s preference doesn’t mean you’re undateable. If you want to change your appearance you have to accept it first. You’re not weak, you’re not disposable, and you do not deserve to die.

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Interviewer: I saw a video with you were like, ballet dancing across like, a theater… (x)

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